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Monday, 27 February 2017

Well Filtered reasons why you need to start a Blog


In this blog post I will point out some of the main reasons why you should start your own blog. I really hope that the list below will encourage you enough to take action.

Should I start a blog?

It depends. Here are some things to consider before you start a blog.
  1. Self-promotion and New Opportunities

    When you have a blog you basically have a “tool” or a “channel” to promote yourself or make you look like an expert. You’ll be amazed how many people start to respect you and I know many cases when employers actually contact blog owner directly to offer working positions or joint venture opportunity. This will open you a lot of doors that you might have not been aware or  dreamed of.
  2. Blog Can Help To Grow Your Business

    Does your company have a blog? If not, then you are missing a lot of it. Blogs can impart a lot of things about your company.

    For example, your potential clients can read interesting stories about your company success, ideas, strategies and even new products that might turn them into regular paying customers. That’s a huge opportunity that lot a of small and big firms are not using.

    Furthermore, companies who blog have 97% more inbound links (which means more traffic and visitors)




Nigeria’s Top 5 Earning Bloggers By Monthly Income

Nigeria's top 5 earning bloggers by monthly income

For many young Nigerians making money as a blogger is a pipe dream, better to get a full time job that pays a good salary such as a bank job than just sitt behind a computer with internet access and upload information to share with an online audience. But that may be utter rubbish going by the impressive incomes these Nigerian bloggers earn from their blogs. We profile them in descending order.

Top 5 Bloggers in Nigeria by Income

 Here's our list of top 5 money making bloggers in Nigeria;

Linda Ikeji: Earns between N3 million – N4 million monthly

If you’re looking for an example of how to earn money absolutely free of charge with zero investment online here in Nigeria then Linda Ikeji’s story provides ample proof. She practically runs a blog on a free platform – blogger – without paying for domain or web hosting or even better yet a professional SEO consultant to help her optimize her blog to build an online audience that runs into millions of fans. She’s what you’ll call the Arianna huffington of Nigerian blogosphere except that she’s more biased towards entertainment gist and human angle stories. She recently completed a second house for her parents in addition to the 2 flashy cars she owns worth over N10 million, Linda can prove many wrong you can succeed in Nigeria without being born with a Silver spoon in your mouth and from doing something trivial as well – blogging.
Her blog: www.lindaikeji.blogspot.com

Oluwaseun Osewa: Earns more than N2 million monthly


Innocent and cute looking Seun founded Nairaland in 2005 and was so confident of building wealth with it that he dared anyone interested in buying his website to pay N25 billion for it. Today Seun can afford to sleep all day at home as his website runs on auto-pilot – he hardly creates topics nor does he moderate topics posted – and the best part of it he doesn’t need to hire anyone for any reason. We could nickname Seun the Mark Zukerberg of Nigeria except that by page views and may be layout nairaland still has a long way to go when compared to facebook.
His blog: www.nairaland.com

Bamidele Onibalusi – at least N1.6 million monthly


Young but very hard working Bamidele Onibalusi is one of the quiet money making bloggers in Nigeria that very few people will ever hear about. He knows only too well that making the money and building a reliable brand means more to him than being seen and heard hence why he’s strictly about freelance writing and his private life but the young Nigerian article writer has made a name for himself with US based companies that hire him to write for them through hard work and perseverance. 6 months of consistent guest blogging has made him the world’s leading expert on guest blogging and why he has a huge number of aspiring writers as fans.
His Blog: www.writersincharge.com

Uche Eze Pedro – at least N1.5 million monthly


She started Bella Naija as a hobby, sharing magazine publications, mostly lifestyle to her audience like Linda Ikeji using blogger. But having built such a large audience it dawned on her to take on a more corporate brand hence why she registered “Bella Naija” domain. Today she’s Nigeria’s 4th highest earning blogger and an employer of labour as well.
Her Blog: www.bellanaija.com

Japheth Omojuwa: at least N500,000 monthly


Japheth may not be a household name to many Nigerians on the regular blogosphere but find your way down to micro-blogging platform twitter and a powerful personality emerges in @omojuwa with 95,000 plus followers and commanding an influence that has made brands trust his power to influence consumer choices. Japheth gets paid to make brands trend on twitter or simply just for talking about football via: #MTNFootball. His regular blog: www.omojuwa.com is among Nigeria’s 100 most visited websites although nothing to compare with a few others making mega bucks by the side.


[Originally Shared by: Abujafood (nairaland.com)


Wednesday, 22 February 2017

Federal Government of Nigeria Scholarship Award 2016/2017

Federal Scholarship Board

Federal Ministry of Education - The Honorable Minister of Education (HME) Mallam Adamu Adamu hereby invites applications from qualified Nigerian Students in Nigerian Public tertiary institutions to participate in the 2016/2017 selection interviews for scholarship awards tenable in Nigerian tertiary institutions.

Federal Government Scholarship Award (2016/2017) Tenable in Nigerian Tertiary Institutions

Courses to be considered for the award are as follows:

    Science and Technology
    Medicine and Para-medicals
    Education
    Agriculture
    Liberal Arts/Social/Management Sciences
    Entreprenuerial Studies
    ICT
    Environmental Science
    Law
    HND
    NCE

Eligibility
The eligibility criteria for Nigerian Award are as follows:

    Applicants for Postgraduate studies should possess a minimum of first degree with Second Class Honors, Upper Division.
    Applicants must be registered Full-Time students of Federal or State Universities.
    All other applicants (Undergraduate, HND & NCE) must be registered Full-Time students in their second year or above in Federal or State University, Polytechnics, Monotechnics and Colleges of Education. For all Undergraduate scholarship applicants, (Physically Challenged Inclusive) must be in their second year or above and have at least 4.0 Cumulative Grade Points Aggregate (CGPA) on a five (5) point scale or its equivalent.

General Information

    The scholarship is tenable in Nigeria and takes effect from the beginning of the academic session.
    It shall not be held at the same time with another Award nor for part-time students.
    Change of course or institution not allowed.
    The scholarship award is to assist the scholar in the payment of (a) Institution charges and fees and (b) Personal maintenance.

Interview Dates

    Written Scholarship interviews are held at the Federal Government Colleges in each State Capital.
    Southern Zone: (South East, South South and South West) 27th February - 4th March 2017
    Northern Zone: (North East, North Central and North West) 6th - 11th March 2017.
    Interview Venues: Federal Government Colleges or Unity Schools in each State capital including FCT.

Interview Schedule

Zone: South East - Date: 27th February - 4th March

Duration:

    Universities - Monday/Tuesday
    Polytechnics - Wednesday
    Colleges of Education - Thursday
    Collation - Friday
    Departure - Saturday

Venue: Federal Government College in each State capital

Zone: South West - Date: 27th February - 4th March

Duration:

    Universities - Monday/Tuesday
    Polytechnics - Wednesday
    Colleges of Education - Thursday
    Collation - Friday
    Departure - Saturday

Venue: Federal Government College in each State capital

Zone: South South - Date: 27th February - 4th March

Duration:

    Universities - Monday/Tuesday
    Polytechnics - Wednesday
    Colleges of Education - Thursday
    Collation - Friday
    Departure - Saturday

Venue: Federal Government College in each State capital

Zone: North Central - Date: 6th - 11th March

Duration:

    Universities - Monday/Tuesday
    Polytechnics - Wednesday
    Colleges of Education - Thursday
    Collation - Friday
    Departure - Saturday

Venue: Federal Government College in each State capital

Zone: North West - Date: 6th - 11th March

Duration:

    Universities - Monday/Tuesday
    Polytechnics - Wednesday
    Colleges of Education - Thursday
    Collation - Friday
    Departure - Saturday

Venue: Federal Government College in each State capital

Zone: North East - Date: 6th - 11th March

Duration:

    Universities - Monday/Tuesday
    Polytechnics - Wednesday
    Colleges of Education - Thursday
    Collation - Friday
    Departure - Saturday

Venue: Federal Government College in each State capital

List of Venues and Addresses

North-East:

    Adamawa State - Fggc Yola, Numan Road Yola
    Bauchi State - Fggc Bauchi, Gombe Road Bauchi
    Borno State - Ramat Polytechnic Opposite Police Headquarters, Maiduguri
    Gombe State - Govt Science Secondary School 1 Gombe, Adjacent Specialist Hospital.
    Taraba State - Fggc Jalingo, Road Safely Road, Jalingo.
    Yobe State - Government Girls College, Along Maiduguri Road, Opposite Federal Polytechnic Damaturu.

North West:

    Zamafara State - FGGC Gussu.
    Kaduna State - Fed. Govt College Kaduna
    Sokoto State - Fgc Sokoto
    Katsina State - Govt. Colege (Day Wing) Katsina
    Kebbi State - Fed.Poly.( Twtin Lecture Theatre) Birninkebbi
    Kano State - Kano State Scholarship Board Office Hall, Kano
    Jigaw&State - Commercial Secondary School, Dutse.

South South:

    Rivers State - Federal Government College, Rumuokoro, Ph
    Akwa Ibom State - Federal Science & Technical College - Uyo
    Cross Rvers State - Federal Government Girls College, Calabar
    Delta State - Federal College Of Education Technical, Asaba
    Bayelsa State - Bishop Dimeri Grammar School, Yenagua
    Edo State - Federal Government Girls College, Benin

South East:

    Enugu State - Federal Government College, Enugu
    Imo State - Federal Government Girls College, Owerri
    Ebonyi State - Law Faculty Auditorium, Ebony State University, Abakallki
    Anambra State - Federal Science And Technical College Awaka
    Abia State - Federal Government Girls’ College Umuahia.

South West:

    Oyo State - School Of Science, Okebola, Ibadan.
    Osun State - Ataoja School Of Science Osogbo
    Ekiti State - Christ School, Ado-Ekiti.
    Ogun State - Abeokuta Grammar School, Abeokuta
    Lagos State - Federal Science And Technical College, Akoka
    Ondo State - Federal Government Girls College, Akure

North Central:

    Kwara State - Federal Government College, Ogidi Oloje - Ilonn
    Niger State - Federal Government College, Chanchaga - Minna
    Nasarawa State- Government Science Secondary School, Lafia
    Benue State - Government Seconday School -Makurdi
    Kogi State - Government Science Secondary School, Lokoja
    Plateau State - Federal Government College, Zaria Road - Jos
    Fct- Federal Government Boys College, Apo

Deadline
26th February, 2017.

How to Apply
All qualified candidates should:
Click Here to Start Application Online

Sunday, 19 February 2017

Latest update on Auchi Poly Spat CBT Screening exercise [See Details]

Latest Updates on Auchi Polytechnic Spat CBT screening exercise
This is to inform all candidates that purchased Auchi Poly Spat form for 2016/2017 Academic Session.
That the screening exercise that was Slated to hold 21 and 22 of this month will no longer hold as a result of the temporary closure of the institution.

Candidates are advised to always visit www.funflamesmedia.com.ng for latest news about the screening.

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Friday, 17 February 2017

False Alarm: Suspension of Indefinite Strike [Auchi Polytechnic News]

Auchi polytechnic News
  • The news going around that the strike has been called off is not true,.. As i have made confirmation about it..
  •  Some people are spreading the circular from last year as Proof of Suspension of the indefinite strike. SEE THE DATE OF THE CIRCULAR Below FOR PROOF.
It's just a rumor from some desperate students..
Pls i advise everybody to  ignore and pay no attention to such news..

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We will let you know when the strike is finally called off.
  •  Though, Some workers of Auchipoly went to see the king, ( OTARU IKELEBE THE 111 )  concerning the issue,
According to them, they said they want Dr. Jafaru Buraimah (acting Rector) to resign from office..
That they wont resume until their demand is met..
  • According to the information gathered, the OTARU said he will try his best to help in anyway  he can. He also said in his words, that the workers should please see reasons with him and go back to work... For the betterment of the institution.. 
  • I believe that the strike will be call off soon, we just need to be serious in prayers..
Some people are spreading the circular from last year as Proof of Suspension of the indefinite strike. SEE THE DATE OF THE CIRCULAR Below FOR PROOF.

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Thursday, 16 February 2017

14 Feb, 2017. Auchi Poly News



    All students were yesterday ask to go home as the polytechnic has been shut down temporarily in other to solve this internal issue between the polytechnic management and staffs...........
  •     Please take note that the SUG are not aware of this shut down and are still asking all students to be positive as they are seriously working on bringing all students back to campus.............
  •     Meanwhile information reaching us says that channels TV and silverbird TV have invited the SUG excos for questioning on their Sunrise TV show regarding the internal problem faced by this institution...................
  •     Please take note that ones this questioning is taken live on air the whole world will see the suffering of the students and the FG will quickly swift into action, so let's keep positive as the SUG are doing their best to end this continuous striking ones and for all................
  •     Please take note that due to this lingering strike action, the proposed spat screening/CBT exam date bide for 21st and 22nd of February will now be changed as a new date will be communicated to you ones the strike is called off..................
  •     The entire Auchi community is totally down as businesses and markets have crumbled badly due to the unavailability of the students, as the OTARU of AUCHI have called for peace among management and staff in other to bring this students back to school and also restore normalcy back to its community.................
  •     Please all students should take note that today by 6pm there will be a live Facebook interview regarding this strike as we shall be interviewing the vibrant SUG director of finance Comr edobor Samuel aka Mr freedom, as he speaks on (WAY OUT OF THIS STRIKE) so please stay online by 6pm today Thursday @ Facebook account of Amedu Peter osh for a live interview you can send in your question via the comment box ones the interview is going on live, please take note................
  •     Mr WASAP appreciates those students who sent him Valentine gifts item.
     🎓Please Share this to all Whatsapp, facebook and other social media Groups so  that  all  students  can  be informed.

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

Peaceful but heavy protest by Auchi Poly Students - [See Details and Photos].



Peaceful but heavy protest by students of Auchi
Polytechnic Auchi has brought vehicular movement to an
abrupt stop at the ever busy Benin/Abuja express way, a
road linking the North and the south.
.
The students whose grievance was due to the continued
strike by the ASUP (Auchi poly chapter) due to an unpaid
arrears by the Federal govt, undue demotion, sack and
suspension of some lecturers alleged to be corrupt and
other factors which the lecturers are pushing on to be met
by Management and Federal govt of Nigeria.
.
Over two months now, academic activities in the school
has been epileptic and now, it has been grounded
totally following the strike action by lecturers of the
institution who are at loggerhead with the management
of the school and the Federal govt. over the sack of their
colleagues alleged to be corrupt, payment of arrears etc.
.
Trying to bring both the lecturers and the management
of the school to a round table discussion by the SUG
body proves abortive as the lecturers are more agitative
than ever. And the students who seems to be the most hit
by the tussles has now took to the Federal road carrying
out a peaceful protest with several inscriptions on their
placards, thereby sending signals to the appropriate
authorities to come to their aid as the tussles which
started since last year after the tenure of the previous
Rector has now be full blown, thereby frustrating
academic activities and stretching the academic calender
of the school.
The protest is peaceful, but the Federal road has been
blocked by the students thereby shutting movement for
about two hours now.
.
Last year's academic calender slided into this year due to
this same issue and many of the final year students are
still yet to be called for service due to late or no
registration for the NYSC scheme..........

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Sunday, 12 February 2017

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Saturday, 11 February 2017

Pot of soup – Mark Angel Comedy episode 100

Pot of soup – Mark Angel Comedy episode 100:
 Hurray! Its episode 100 of Mark Angel Comedy exciting, thrilling and rib cracking videos, we are happy you have stayed with us all this while. Thank you for supporting us all through this period, we value your love and support, thank you. -"Mark Angel Comedy Team"

 In this episode of Mark Angel Comedy, things start going wrong in the compound as Bukky cooks and and no more finds her pot of soup or anything she cooks. Everybody was a suspect and everybody were thinking of a way to catch the thief or stop the stealing, Chukwuemeka even stays in the crime scene and still does not see when the food is stolen, this is very serious. But one day, Bukky changes methods, how she caught the thief will make you laugh till you forget your name, just try and see.

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Pay us our unremitted Deduction of 1.8 Billion Naira - [JAC] Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi. [See Photos]

Joint action Congress, ASUP


As a result of this pressing issue, students are expected to be at the school hostel complex (congress ground) tomorrow morning by 7am as this is to solve the already pressing issue this institution is facing so as for lectures to begin again....
[See Circular below]
Auchi Poly Circular

    The students union government uses this medium to call all patriotic Nigeria students of the polytechnic to a congress meeting in order to be addressed by the SUG President and excos on matters arising as it affects the students of the polytechnic and the decision and stand of the students union government..........*

*Therefore we employ all students to be at the Congress meeting tomorrow friday..........*

*scheduled:*
*Time 7am prompt*
*Venue hostel complex....
 ..................

Thursday, 9 February 2017

Thursday, 9 February 2017 - Auchi Poly Emergency News


  • All students are expected to be at the school hostel complex (congress ground) tomorrow morning by 7am as this is to solve the already pressing issue this institution is facing so as for lectures to begin again.... [See Photos  below]
  • Also all spat applicants should take note that their CBT screening date still remain the same, as all spat first semester lectures begins this month end, all spat students should take note.......*
  • The students union government uses this medium to call all patriotic Nigeria students of the polytechnic to a congress meeting in order to be addressed by the SUG President and excos on matters arising as it affects the students of the polytechnic and the decision and stand of the students union government..........*
*Therefore we employ all students to be at the Congress meeting tomorrow friday..........*

*scheduled:*
*Time 7am prompt*
*Venue hostel complex.......*

*That's the emergency news for today..........*

 Originally Shared by SUG DIRECTOR OF WELFARE (Whatsapp 2016)
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SWOT is a business acronym for Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats.

SWOT ANALYSIS OF MMM - by Ogunleye Samson
1. STRENGTH Of MMM Global

The founder and leader of MMM Global Community is Sergey Mavrodi. MMM Global is seemed to be his life-work. When I learned his history, I can't stand not respecting him. He, Sergey Mavrodi, could try to stand up strongly against the haters of his program. He could try to pass the difficult days strongly.
The community founded by the man as strong as I said above must be high in its STRENGTH. Isn't it?

Another tips of the strength of MMM Global are as follow:

MMM Global is an international community.
MMM Global is neither a bank nor investment.
MMM Global is a mutual aid community program.
MMM Global does not keep the deposits of all participants.
Participants in MMM Global must do sending and receiving money directly. So your money would be acted by your action.
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Some of the mini job are no way to be completed. The moderators in MMM Global who created the mini job should try to know the task he or she will create is allowed by the associated social media or not.

3. Opportunities Of MMM Global

The most valuable knowledge learned from MMM Global is that if you help other today, someone will help you tomorrow. How sweet the logic is! This is the most important ideology of MMM Global.
Insides the sweet logic above, there are many opportunities of MMM Global.
You can earn 100% per month by completing each web-task in everyday.
You can earn 10% of each of the contribution of the new participant who is invited by you.
There are many opportunities of MMM Global such as manager bonus, free learning in cloud school and so on.

4. THREATS
Government scared of MMM taking over attention of people from them,making them create panics through their rulling power to make the system collapse
Many fake account will be created by anonymous person because of its free registration.That is all because there is no other THREATS more I found.

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MMM Nigeria lifts all the limits for Mavro, acquired in 2017. So, MMM Nigeria is coming back to normal. And now the members can actively develop the Community and create new requests to provide help. For these requests orders will soon arrive, and after Mavro’s confirmation it will be possible to withdraw these Mavro without any restrictions or limits! Only Mavros acquired in 2016 remain under restriction. But we are actively working on new measures to make it possible for the members to withdraw Mavro-2016 in a larger amount without undermining the sustainability of the Community. 

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Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Stand here – Mark Angel Comedy episode 52

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Emmanuella gets one step ahead of Mark Angel in this episode of Mark Angel Comedy. Mark Angel forgets he left something open which he should have actually closed/off, and Emmanuella takes full advantage of this situation as she uses different funny ways to make sure Mark Angel doesn’t find out or does not move from where he was.

This video will thrill you even if you watch it for one million times, it will never stop being funny. Please watch this video where your loud laughter can be tolerated because this video has what it takes to thrill you and make you laugh out loud and roll on the ground.
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Valentine is near; Learn to Be Romantic - FOR COUPLES AND THOSE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED


FOR OUR MEN:
Carry your wife to the bed when she sleeps off in the sitting room, make her feel like a baby at times. The truth is, every woman wants to be treated like a 2yrs old girl at times, that's why women behave childish or silly at times.
You may have an argument with your wife and the next thing is that you will see her putting her bags outside the house, it doesn't mean she is asking for a divorce, she is just being childish, she simply wants you to hold her, look her in the eyes and say "I am sorry for the argument".

That's women for you. Every brother needs to study in the university of women before getting married, read books about them, learn what the Bible says about them and you will hardly have a problem with them.
Though there may still be some challenges, because you're both from different background and your imperfections are bound to stand.
So, read books about marriage, an ideal home, child upbringing, importance of marriage and the likes. Don't just jump into marriage with an empty head about matrimony, you will have problems.

How many men can tolerate their wives nagging let alone shouting? It's said that, you should be quiet when your spouse is angry, when one person is fire, the other person should be water.
Brothers, when your wife steps on your feet intentionally or mistakenly, don't let your eyes turn red, just smile at her, if she did it intentionally, she is just playing with you, if she did it mistakenly, its not her fault. So why shout at her over every small mistake?

As a man learn to ignore some things, don't be petty. Some men are feminist; Do "hide and seek" with your wife, sing poems for your wife in the garden or inside the house, even if she is teasing you.
Assist her in the house chores, pound yam, fetch water, don't make her look like your maid. Bathe together, wake her up for prayers, swim with her if it's available, cook together, teach her how to cook if she doesn't know how to cook. Cooking is not the ticket to Paradise. It's not only a feminine duty.
Use blind folds to cover her eyes and tickle her, scare her at times, call her from work/ school, text her, write "I love you" in a small note and put it under her pillow or in her purse or in her bathroom or in her cosmetics box or inside her cupboard. Kiss her always, cuddle her, pamper her and play with her hair. Always tell her, she's beautiful and that you're happy to have her as your partner.

All these are part of being romantic...When a woman tells you that you are not romantic. It means you are not doing all these things, its not the romance in the bedroom she is talking about. That's why, you brothers have to study "women's language" it's a 10 year course.

FOR LADIES:

It is part of your duty to be romantic too. Your shyness shouldn't get to your marital life and that doesn't mean you should be shy to express your love to your husband.

Send sweet text messages to your husband at work, sometimes even if you are in the room discussing with your husband, still be chatting with him on social media (Facebook, Whatsapp, Viber, Imo, bbm etc) even though he is right in front of you, it's fun and romantic! Discuss how lovely he is on your facebook timeline, this will trip him a lot.
You should be chatting with your spouse or husband, not other men on social media networks.

Buy flowers for him. When eating, give him the biggest meat. At times, bake cake for him to surprise him.
 Ladies, use your soft voice to sing for him, be creative, a poem like (twinkle, twinkle lovely spouse, how I wonder what you are, up above my world so high, like a diamond in my heart).
Sing poems for him, no shyness is allowed. Don't just be welcoming your husband with an angry face because there is no money in the house, God is our provider. Don't welcome your husband with your body smelling maggi, don't only play with your husband when he receives his salary.

Welcome him with a warm hug always, and when he is going to work, pray to God to keep him safe and for him to be successful. Support him, advise him, wipe his tears, be grateful to him, it's not easy to be a man, when you see his faith waxing cold, encourage him, don't threaten him that you will seek for divorce, don't compare him with other men, buy him gifts, wash his clothes, sing for him, praise him in a way that he wouldn't think of an alternative, be the best cook, wash his car if u have the time, dress him up, pamper him when he is sick.

Wake him with a peck and don't complain about his snoring habit.
Let kiss be the messenger between you. Read books on intimacy, don't learn it from what you see in movies..
Most of what you see there are not real. Call your husband pet names. Though you can also call him by his name even if he is 30yrs older than you, as far as he is comfortable with it.

Remember that, God said, men are the protectors and maintainers of women. So respect him and honour him even if he is younger than you. Marriage isn't a bed of roses but a bed of sacrifice. It's said that, there is nothing better for two people who love each other than marriage.
To fall in love is a disease and its cure is to marry the person one is in love with. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion and the romance and you find out you still care for that person.

Finally, married men, divide your nights into 3: one for yourself (sleeping), one for your wife and one for your Lord.. That's the best night one can ever have.
LOVE MAKING IS ONLY FOR MARRIED PEOPLE. IF U CAN'T HOLD BACK, PLZ GET MARRIED.
I WISH YOU LOVE.

Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Auchi Poly On Strike - Latest Update (Emergency News)

Auchi Polytechnic News

It reported yesterday that just after the already achieved warning strike by all polytechnic nationwide, Auchi poly chapter of Asup embark on their strike as they protest round the school peacefully in solidarity...
 Auchi Polytechnic Strike Continues till further Notice
According to the report that was gathered, the strike wasn't called off because the management of Auchi Poly didn't meet up with the staff demands and other issue on ground.

However, regular students are advised to remain calm.
  • Please all students should take note that the SUG are working seriously on this new trend to make sure all students return back to lecture, as we urge all students not to travel as we guarantee that lectures will begin again this week, please take note...............
  • To this effect there will be a meeting today between the school management head, SUG excos and the striking Asup Union to resolve this issue in other for all students to return back for lectures...
  • Report reaching us yesterday says some newly admitted students have begin to eager for quick money by so doing making friends that will show them the way to quick money  (Yahoo yahoo) please all students should be advised on the friends they make as not everything that glitters that are gold, advise....,............

That's the emergency news for today if there is any new development we shall update you.....

Please share this information to all students groups for them to be informed...

How To Turn Your Textbooks to E-book or PDF

How to Turn your textbooks to e-book or PDF

As students, you don't have to borrow or carry the hard-copy of your textbooks and other educational materials around anymore. I mean; why should you?  When you can just convert it to PDF and access it through your Mobile device or PC.
Turning your Textbooks to E-book or PDF is easy.

How to turn your Textbooks to E-book or PDF:

  • Download and install the Fast Scanner.apk App here.
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  • Using the Fast  Scanner App; Scan your Textbook pages,  Edit  and Save.
  • After Saving, Click on the option tab to display other navigation options. Then Select "Open as PDF Document" 
This will export the scanned images to PDF Of which can be accessed using any PDF Reader App or Software.

Advantages:
  1. Scanned Documents do not display as Images. Therefore, it can't be seen in your gallery or photo-media files. 
  2. It is portable and very Mobile. 
  3. No need to carry heavy documents around anymore. 
Clarity of Scanned documents or textbooks is Camera Dependent.

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Monday, 6 February 2017

Fast Scanner.apk : Free PDF Scan

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Fast Scanner : Turn your Android device into a portable scanner.

Fast Scanner turns your Android devices into a multiple pages scanner for documents, receipts, notes, invoices, business cards, whiteboards and other paper text. With Fast Scanner, you can quickly scan your document, then print or email them as multiple pages PDF or JPEG files. Moreover you can save the PDF files in your device or open them in other apps.

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FAST SCANNER FEATURES:

+ Scan documents
Fast Scanner scans any type of documents, ranging from a receipt to multiple pages book.

+ Export to PDF file
All scanned documents are exported as industry-standard PDF file. You can add new pages or delete existed pages within the PDF file.

+ Email scanned documents
Just scan any documents and tap "Send" button.

+ Extremely Fast
Fast Scanner is optimized to run very fast.

+ Multiple editing support scanned document
Fast Scanner support a lot of image editing options so you can make the scanned images as easy to read as possible.

+ Scans are saved to your device as images or PDFs.

+ Open PDFs or JPEGs in other apps like the free Dropbox app (or Evernote, SkyDrive, GoogleDrive app, etc) to send to clouds or fax apps.

+ Printing via Cloud Print or other print apps.

+ Universal - a single app that works on phone and tablet too.

This is Fast Scanner Free app but you have:
- UNLIMITED NUMBER OF SCAN DOCUMENTS.
- UNLIMITED ANY FEATURE.

Fast Scanner: a little app that scans everything!

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Strike & Screening Update - Auchi Poly News


==>  Strike still continue Today in Auchi Poly, as Lecturers protest today for the Non-payment of their outstanding salaries and other complicated issues.  Also, Non Academic staff union of Polytecnic also go on an indifinate strike today till further notice. . .as at this afternoon MIS office, Rector admin new block, etc all in Auchi poly were under lock and Key.
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=>  SPAT screening is scheldule to hold Febuary 21- 22nd 2017. See details
**Auchi Poly Spat Screening Date For 2016/2017 Is Out [SEE PHOTO] .. .

Sunday, 5 February 2017

Fast Scanner.apk : Turn your Android device into a portable scanner

SUNDAY 5TH FEBRUARY AUCHI POLY NEWS

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  • Finally spat students graduation ceremonies has come to an end as students has started traveling pending resumption date............
  • All regular students should take note that the one week warning strike by ASUP Nationwide has come to an end today as lectures begins tomorrow fully in all department except for the siwes students..........,.....

  • Also all ND2 and HND2 students should take note that school fees portal is now open as all students are encourage to pay early as there will be no late payment or ungrouped this year................

  • All already graduated spat students should take note that submitting of all project work will end in 2 weeks time please take note................

  • All regular students who have already acquired their hostel space should take note that the hostel complex is now open as the SUG/Director of welfare in conjunction with works have started changing a lot of facilities around the hostel complex including the already old and damaged water tanks to new rubber tanks, also already damaged electricity plant to 2 brand new plants, revitalizing the SUG lodge bore hole, changing of old toilet DPC's, and lastly channeling water to all hostel, which will now enable all students to have water inside their various hostels................

  • Students Union government (SUG) present (ALUTA CREATIVITY) this program is one of a kind that will change life's and bring out the you in you, watch out, coming soon.................

  • Mc Kpolopkolo( SUG director of socials)
 ..president of AUCHI POLY entertainment guide is informing the general students about the upcoming fresher's party
If you are an  artist or you have talent and you want to actualize it or perform in all event you must register in d entertainment guide for u to be well known and have an I'd card to stop police harassment..... First meeting of the year for all entertainers is slated 12 Feb 2017@ d hostel close to Sug lodge 2pm call 08134810604..............

  • All students who applied for the spat program should take note that their screening exercise commence on the 21st and 22nd of February the order of arrangement is as followed........


21st February. Accountancy, business administration, marketing, banking and finance, public administration Venue campus 1&2 see circular for more details......,.........

22nd February, school of ICT school of engineering, applied science, school of environmental, school of art and design, venue campus 1&2 see circular for more details................


Attention! Attention!!
MC YANNIST is there again
Please we want all students of Auchi polytechnic to support her very own
MC YANNIST......He has been norminated as Fast Raising Comedian in Delta state........You can make him win by
opening d link like his picture
 finish you have voted

Pls vote for him
Share his link too and drop your comments plssssssss

LET'S MAKE AUCHI POLY PROUD

Here's your link...

https://m.facebook.com/1846893775535138/photos/a.1874029079488274.1073741829.1846893775535138/2192963094261536/?type=3&ref=opera_speed_dial&_ft_=top_level_post_id.2192963094261536%3Atl_objid.2192963094261536%3Athid.1846893775535138%3A306061129499414%3A69%3A0%3A1488355199%3A-1912927307667639088&__tn__=E

  • Report came to us now that there might be lecture restriction tomorrow as we just had that there is an internal issue within the polytechnic which might crumble lectures tomorrow, but shall keep you posted.............

  • That's our Sunday news for today until tomorrow for our emergency news.........

This News Updates was brought to you By the (SUG) DIRECTOR OF WELFARE aka MR WASAP and Reposted by #Djfunflames of funflamesmedia.com.ng
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Saturday, 4 February 2017

(MIXTAPE) DJ ENIMONEY – WAVY LEVEL

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YBNL presents DJ Enimoney banging mixtape titled “Wavy Level“.

This mixtape got the sauce, yo! So wavyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Download and Enjoy!

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[Mixtape] DJ Maff – Road 2 Fame Mix (Feburay 2017 Edition)

DJ Maff is here again with the hottest mix tape of the month titled “Road 2 Fame“.

We present to you the  February 2017 Edition hosted by DJ Maff. Enjoy!!

Tracklist

1. DJ Maff – Intro
2. Timaya – How Many Times
3. Sarz – Get up
4. Wande coal – Iskaba
5. Ycee – Omo Alihaji Rmx
6. Sugar Boy – Hola Hola
7. Niniola – Jigi Jigi
8. Kiss Daniel – Mama
9. Wizboy – Chop I Chop
10. JMartins – Ring The Bell
11. 2T Boiz Ft. Davido – Dada Ni Rmx
12. Wizkid – Soweto Baby
13. Falz Ft. Olamide & Davido -Bado Baddest
14. Designer – Panda
15. Brillo Brown – Kpoli Krazy
16. Runtown – Mad Over you
17. Skuki – Agbara
18. Cyprex – My Time
19. Wizkid – Daddy Yo
20. Reekado Banks – Problem
21. Tekno – Diana
22. Eblack – Show Love
23. Tekno – Rara
24. Ycee – Link Up
25. Bobby Worldman Ft. Obinaski – Dutty Wine
26. Mr Eazi – Sample Rmx
27. Phyno Ft. Psquare – Financial Woman
28. Marvo Ft. BOC – Gentle Man
29. Mayorkun – Love you Tire
30. Lax – Big Daddy
31. Marvo – Mind Over Matters
32. Tekno – Pana
33. Lil Kesh – Shala Gan Gan
34. Skale Ft. Burna Boy – Temper Rmx
35.Tspize Ft. Runtown – Kilogram
36. Mr Eazi – Ohema
37. Iyanya – Up To Something
38. DJ Maff – Outro

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[EVENT] : MISS LIBERTY 2017 TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE


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see what happens when an accused said he had Ebola in court - [unending laughter #2]

It's reported In a court in Sierra Leone today of an accused who stood in the dock and addressed the magistrate: 'My lord, I am very sorry for not attending court sittings for the last one month. I was tested positive for Ebola. I was at the isolation center in the village receiving treatments. I have just been discharged. (He then started moving towards the magistrate to show his body to him). The magistrate shouted, "Hold it there. Your case is adjourned to next year. In fact, if you wish, don't ever come here again." When the magistrate looked down, the court was empty🏃🚴🏃🏃 Come and see speed 🚘🏃🏃🏃🏃. Even the prosecutor couldn't afford to wait. Life is more precious than litigation 😂😂😂😂

Laughter is good for health o,  but don't laugh alone pass it on.

Missing President - [Unending Laughter - #1]


If by Monday our president is not back, they should declare Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. Our president can't go to London and be missing like that.... Let them open boarder,  we all go to London and look for him....😂😂😂😂

Only in this country Nigeria ,
It started from,

Missing Chibok girls!.....
Missing Certificate!...
Missing Budget!....
Missing Moon!....
And now,..  Huh,.
Missing President!!...

]Abeg, where Nigeria dey go? [......
I can't even see the light anymore...

Please o... I don't have missing eyes o...
It's just that Nepa Don take light... (Missing Light)
Hahaha...  Lwkm.
😁

ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.

Nigerians
I've been laughing since I got this joke.....but are we really this bad?

ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions. They don't
obey traffic rules. They
don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely
reckless!
GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's
an issue I'm trying to resolve.
Ten (10) minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back.
The issue has turned into a crisis ooo!
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo!
(He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell
and installed air conditioner......

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Why are you Always Absent?! - "Wife angrily asks her Husband"

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WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work
WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?
HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear?
HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.
WIFE: What? !!!! ten million what? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?
😂😂  
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The Police and My Rottweiler - [Funny Post]

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Oya laugh small jare
.
I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.

Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?

Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog.  Dat one na offense?

Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?

Me: From hospital.

Policeman: Ehen! you sick?

Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef.

Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?

Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.

Policeman: The dog know you?

Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?

Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?

Me: How you take enter?

Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).

Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.

Me: How much you go pay me?

Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only N1,000 dey wit me.

Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).

Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the door plssssssse!

Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the car)

Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!
😃😀😀😀. Pass it ahead, don't laugh alone.


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Auchi Poly Spat Screening Date For 2016/2017 Is Out [SEE PHOTO]

GOODNEWS to ALL Applicants for the School of Evening Studies(SES).
This is to bring to ur Notice that the long awaited School of Evening Studies(SES) 2016/2017 Admission Process (Screening) has been Announced which will be taking place Next 2/3 weeks from now.
#DOWNLOAD the Circular (photo)  above for Various Screening dates, days and Venues.

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Friday, 3 February 2017

A man tied up his co-worker for doing this

A Man was caught in Lagos,by police officers for tying up co-worker in his van boot to Abuja (photo)

It was reported that a man who is identified by Odunuga, tied up his colleague who is his office assistance,
According to the Nations report,Odunuga claimed that the man he tied behind his van stole his money in his Abuja home and immediately fled to Lagos. He added that, he was taking Dabis, who he described as his office assistant, back to Abuja before he was stopped by the police.
Report from Odunuga:
I have been searching for him all over the place. The search took me to his village in Plateau state. It was one of his friends that told me he was in Lagos where he was hiding. Precisely, I was hinted he was staying at Mile 12 Market, Ketu. I drove down from Abuja and I met him at Mile 12 Market, Ketu, where I picked him up. Initially, I had taken him down to Ketu Divisional Police station, Lagos, to report the matter, but the officers at the station declined to detain him there. So, I had no option than to take him back to Abuja. That was what I was trying to do before I was accosted by the police team on routine patrol under the Ketu/Ojota flyover.

Dabis  who is the offoice assistance, revealed that all he took from Odunuga was a ladder and a wheel barrow and if the police had not intervened he would have been killed

Report from Debis the office assistance: “What I took from him were a ladder and a wheel barrow. He is estimating the cost of the wheel barrow at N110,000 and the ladder, N90,000, that is all I took from him. He has because of that tied my legs and hands to my back. His plans were to drive me to Abuja. If not for the officers, he would have killed me and dumped my body at the road side.”

Thursday, 2 February 2017

How to Add a Google Sitemap to your BLOG(site)

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This is what you should know about Google Sitemap:
The XML Sitemap file is like a directory of all web pages that exist on your website or blog. Search engines like Google and Bing can use these sitemap files to discover pages on your site that the search bots may have otherwise missed during regular crawling..

The Problem with Blogger Sitemap Files

An complete sitemap file should mention all pages of a site but that’s not the case if your blog is hosted on Blogger.
The default XML sitemap file of any Blogger blog will have only the 26 most recent blog posts – see example. That’s a limitation because some of your older blog pages, that are missing in the default XML sitemap file, may never get indexed in search engines. There’s however a simple solution to fix this problem.
See Also:  12 REASONS WHY YOUR BLOG IS A MESS + HOW TO FIX IT | How to Maintain a Successful Blog - Blog Tips

How To Generate a Complete Sitemap for your Blogger Blog

This section is valid for both regular Blogger blogs (that use a .blogspot.com address) and also the self-hosted Blogger blogs that use a custom domain (like funflamesmedia.com.ng).
Here’s what you need to do to expose your blog’s complete site structure to search engines with the help of an XML sitemap.
  1. Open the Sitemap Generator and type the full address of your blogspot blog (or your self-hosted Blogger blog).
  2. Click the Create Sitemap button and this tool will instantly generate the necessary text for your sitemap. Copy the entire generated text to your clipboard (see screenshot below).
  3. Next go to your Blogger dashboard and under Settings – > Search Preferences, the enable Custom robots.txt option (available in the Crawling and Indexing section). Paste the clipboard text here and save your changes.
And we are done. Search engines will automatically discover your XML sitemap files via the robots.txt file and you don’t have to ping them manually.


PS: If you have
switched from Blogger to WordPress, it still makes sense to submit XML sitemaps of your old Blogspot blog as that will aid search engines discover your new WordPress blog posts and pages.

Note: You don't need to generate New Site Maps anytime you make post. Just Copy The old site Map Link, Test and Submit.

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CHILD ABUSE:what a mother did will shock you

A 44yrs old woman sentence to five months imprisonment for allowing a full grown man of about 40yrs to forcefully have sex with her daughter who is still a teenager,and forcing her into Marriage with a man who is old enough to give birth to the yound little girl.
For forcing her teenage daughter into marriage with a 40-year-old man, the  44-year-old reached Zimbabwean woman has been sentenced to five months in jail.
According to the state-owned Chronicle newspaper, the mother whose name was not disclose claimed that she married her 15-year-old daughter off in order to "secure her future when she is no longer alive".
the mother reveals that said that she had contracted a grave illness which could lead to her sudden death. She, therefore, didn't want to leave her daughter with no one to look after her.
The court heard that on January 12, the woman forced her daughter into marriage with Jelias Nyika, but the young girl refused.
On the same night, however, the woman forcibly took her daughter to Nyika's homestead where she stood guard on the door while Nyika forcefully had s*x with the young girl.
The case came to light after the teenage girl's grandmother reported the matter to the police, leading to the woman's arrest.
Nyika was also arrested and sentenced to 24 months in jail after pleading guilty to a more serious charge of having s*x with a minor.
This is coming barely a year after the southern African country banned child marriages.
In a landmark ruling early last year, Zimbabwe's Con-Court banned marriage for all under 18s

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